We’re back for another sixty seconds of hilarious Airhead Moments from this week’s TV slate.

In today’s episode we’ve got awkward housing moments in MTV’s Awkward., plaster cast adventures in What Would Ryan Lochte Do?, and Caroline’s impressions issues on 2 Broke Girls.

Don’t forget to check back next week for more misadventures and Airhead Moments from our old friend, television.

He’s been working hard on promoting his new show “What Would Ryan Lochte Do” and Ryan Lochte paid a visit to “Chelsea Lately” last night to chat about his crazy life.

Regarding his party hard/train hard mindset, Lochte told Chelsea Handler, "My philosophy is if you''re a man at night you gotta be a man in the morning.”

"So if I go out and beat my body up, go out drinking, dancing, staying up late, you know I still got a job to do and nothing''s gonna get in that way."

Ryan also cleared up his mother’s previous comments that he has a lot of ‘one night stands.’ "My mom''s old-fashioned. So back then when she said ''one-night stand,'' that means going on a date. That''s what she thought it was.”

And when it comes to finding a girlfriend, Lochte noted, "You know, I''ve done the whole dating game….and I''m over it. I mean, I''m at a point in my life where I do want to settle down and I want to find that one where I can spend the rest of my life with and give my heart to someone. I haven''t found it yet."

Celebrities making their own fragrances seems to be a fairly regular thing now, but Ryan Lochte''s new "product" might not be the type to fly off the shelves.

In a new Funny or Die video, the Olympic swimmer is advertising his newest venture- a fragrance. Appropriately named "Pool Water," Lochte explains the new cologne "allow[s] anyone to smell the chlorinated way I smell."

With catchy tag lines like, "dab a dab on the wrist, ladies can''t resist" and "trickle over your head, that''s what I said," the 28-year-old seems to know his way to good marketing.

Check out the video below to see the entire skit and be sure to catch more of Ryan in his new E! series "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" every Sunday at 10/9c.

Now that is what you call a hot man in a great suit! Olympic swimmer and now reality television star Ryan Lochte was spotted looking like one of our Hot Guys of The Day outside the David Letterman Studios in New York City on Monday evening.

Tell us, have you watched his new show on E! yet? I’ll be honest that I kind of stopped caring about his private life once the Olympics was over. So far it looks like he’s doing a great job of extending those fifteen minutes of his, though. What do you guys think?

Photos via FameFlynet

Here are some photos from the E! Upfronts, which were surprisingly well-attended. The “Upfronts” are so that the stars of E! can meet with advertisers and media to promote their new seasons or upcoming shows. E!’s lineup involves a truck full of Kardashians, the Jonas boys, Ryan Lochte, Giuliana Rancic, Kelly Osbourne and Chelsea Handler. A who’s who of the C-list, basically. So let’s start with Kim Kardashian because, hand to God, she’s the most famous person in this group. I don’t understand why Kim insists on full skirts while pregnant. Even though she’s not carrying the same way as Duchess Kate, she should take one tip from Kate’s maternity style: a slimmer cut will make you look smaller. Kim shouldn’t use that advice to stuff herself into a dress that looks like sausage casing, but I would like to see her in a simple, clingy maxi dress.

Lucifer’s homegirl Kris Jenner in her daughter’s Valentino dress.

Chelsea Handler actually looks pretty good… for her. Haha, remember when she thought she was going to have some big acting career and that she was too good for E? I love it.

If Giuliana Rancic weighs more than 100 pounds, I will eat my hat.

Ryan Lochte is a puppy. A dumb puppy who licks himself and then wants to give you kisses. A puppy who barks at his own shadow. But he’s harmless.

Kevin Jonas and his wife are… awkward, right?

OMG Kelly Osbourne put the bronzer DOWN. Also, change your hairstyle. And your dress. And those shoes!!

Photos courtesy of WENN.

I know that title is harsh, but it’s hard to come up with a more accurate one after sitting through E!’s premiere of “What Would Ryan Lochte Do.” Lochte may be at home in the pool and showing off his gorgeous bod in photo shoots, but when he opens his mouth you wonder how he’s able to function out in the world. Apparently he has a sports management bachelor’s degree from the University of Florida, which was surprising for me to find.

Ryan Lochte’s new half hour “reality” show premiered last night on E!. Ryan comes across as dumb, as only interested in women, partying and training, but we also see that he’s tight with his family. He’s a relatively harmless, inoffensive character, and it’s hard to be interested in his life at all. E! wants to keep us watching, and they cut scenes at a dizzying pace.

At one point in the show, in a camera interview segment, Ryan addresses the fact that that the press calls him a douchebag. He asks, in all stunted seriousness “What is a douchebag?” The scene cuts to Ryan showing off a gaudy diamond encrusted watch and exclaiming “$200,000 on my wrist. Jeah!” Slow clap for E!, although this material kind of writes itself.

We’re treated to scenes of Ryan playing flag football and partying with his friends and family, dubbed the “Lochterage.” His buddies follow him around and party with him as he yells things like “Let’s Turn it Up” while wearing a t-shirt that says “Turn it Up.” He continually refers to himself in the third person and speaks at a level that would be below average for a fifth grader. “Being Ryan Lochte is fun.”

We see Ryan hit on various women interested in his fame. The attraction quickly fades when they realize he doesn’t have much to offer. He tells the camera “I don’t where my love life is going. There’s millions and millions out there. I don’t want many I just want one. Why can’t I find ‘em?”

The real stars of the show are the Lochte family, including Ryan’s olders sisters, a younger brother and his mom. They know their famous brother is stunted intellectually and they look out for him. In one notable scene, his sisters coach him about dating. They scold him for taking all his dates to the same sushi restaurant in Gainsville, Florida where he lives. Ryan’s sisters tell him that women talk. He explains “It might be the same place, it might be the same table, but it’s a different girl.”

When his sisters joke that he’s burned the popcorn for movie night, Ryan says the popcorn is “nice” and that he wants to watch a romcom. “I didn’t burn no popcorn. It’s actually really nice… we’re not watching no scary movies. One of my favorite movies is ‘What Women Want,’ that Mel Gibson one.”

As we saw in a preview for this show, Ryan can’t remember how many medals he won at the Olympics. He does remember how it felt when he won a gold medal, though, and he started crying when he recalled it. This guy has a heart that shines through when he’s not partying, desperately trying to figure something out, or training at the pool. His family is full of characters, but when the central one is so one-note, it’s hard to see how this show can retain our interest. I won’t watch it again.

Photo credit: WENN.com and PRPhotos

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